19

Oct

Chapter 10. Wax-on Wax-off Becomes the Crane

Introduction I do not mean to be rude, or unreasonable. You have to abandon all you have learned about how

19 Oct 2026

12 min read

12

Oct

Chapter 9. Taking the Seat in the Shade

I apologise for 2 things in advance. 1. The length. But there is some juicy shit here. This length will

12 Oct 2026

52 min read

05

Oct

Chapter 8. The Untethering

Tuesday 29.09.26 Title: Where Is the Universe Object: A drainpipe 12 associations 1. Home 2. Family 3. Intelligent

05 Oct 2026

21 min read

28

Sep

Chapter 7. Where Is the Universe

Tuesday 22.09.26 Title: Fuck Syntax Object: Grey tracksuit 12 associations 1. Fell into the well 2. Diagnostics 3.

28 Sep 2026

21 min read

21

Sep

Chapter 6. Fuck Syntax

Tuesday 15.09.26 Incapable, cos of my flights, I sleep the whole of Tuesday. I begin the process on

21 Sep 2026

21 min read

14

Sep

Chapter 5. A Beached Whale, and Four Clean White Towels

4 conversations influence me: 1. You lot: my faithfuls who read my Monday newsletter each week. 2. Money Queen Feed:

14 Sep 2026

24 min read

07

Sep

Chapter 4: I Wonder What Binds Me to Prem Rawat

Title: I Wonder What Binds Me to Prem Rawat Object: Wallaby 12 associations 1. Kangaroo 2. Old photos 3. The

07 Sep 2026

6 min read

31

Aug

Chapter 3. Becoming a Star

Over the next 5 days, I have 5 tasks for you. 1. Today: Read this newsletter. 2. Tuesday: In your

31 Aug 2026

5 min read

24

Aug

Chapter 2. Three things Frighten Her ... Money, Writing and Death

It is 98 days since we finished our universe that evolved our world. I said we should leave it for

24 Aug 2026

8 min read

17

Aug

Chapter 1. Ghosts Dance Alongside The Living

Saturday, with the help of Google’s AI, I begin my journey to turn fact to fiction. Me:  What does

17 Aug 2026

41 min read